There are some people who begin the Zoo at the beginning, called WAYIN, and walk as quickly as they can past every cage until they get to the one called WAYOUT, but the nicest people go straight to the animal they love the most, and stay there.
—Winnie the Pooh, A. A. Milne
…the Hundred Acre Wood-wide police crackdown netted Piglet, shown here in his mugshot after being charged with vagrancy, operating a wheelbarrow while intoxicated, hunting woozles without a licence, smuggling of unpasteurized honey across state lines…
(via Uncyclopedia)
When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.
—Winnie the Pooh, Alan Alexander Milne
‘Sometimes,’ said Pooh, ‘the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.’
—A.A. Milne (via kari-shma)
