Gummy worms are people too!
(via conflictingheart)
Sent Bradley to the store for dinner. I requested bumblebee testicles…. I wonder what he’ll bring back.
(Source: sikuwear, via thetruthindeed)
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.
—Lemony Snicket (via ireadintothings)
(Source: quote-book)