Karl Pilkington, Karlology
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Karl Pilkington, Karlology
Most pirates had one eye, one leg, and a hook for a hand. I don’t know why people feared them. If they were around today they’d be registered disabled and would be entitled to so many benefits they wouldn’t have to mess about looking for treasure chests. If I only had one eye, there is no way I would risk losing the other by having a parrot with a sharp beak on me shoulder.
—Karl Pilkington, Karlology
Listened to the radio and heard in the headlines that bored gays are improving maths. I didn’t understand this news. It wasn’t until they reported the story in full that I found I’d misheard it. It was “board games” that help improve maths.
—Karlology, Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington, Karlology
