December 2011
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Dec 27th
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“To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to...”
– E.E. Cummings
Dec 26th
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My six year old cousin thinks frog legs “taste like two thousand year old bacon.”
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
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Is it really procrastinating if I’m accomplishing something important, like catching legendary Pokèmon?
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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“Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read.”
– Mitch Hedberg
Dec 11th
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“So tonight to shush you how about if I say I have administrative bones to pick...”
– Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace
Dec 10th
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“Vulnerability comes in pretending to be someone you are not.”
– Lying, Sam Harris
Dec 10th
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“Heaven, Kiwi thought, would be the reading room of a great library. But it would...”
– Karen Russell, Swamplandia!
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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I'm going to make a list of things I've...
1. In fourth grade I became a ‘special helper’. We wore these nifty bracelets and didn’t need hall passes and I don’t think we had any particular duties other than having occasional ice cream parties. 2. In the fifth grade I joined the interpretive dance body socks team. We danced to Turn, Turn, Turn by The Byrds in front of the whole school.  3. I started my middle...
Dec 7th
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“Atheists are routinely asked how people will know not to rape and murder without...”
– 10 Myths Many Religious People Hold About Atheists, Debunked  (via the-sexpat-life)
Dec 6th
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For some reason the fact that practically every other interior design photograph on Tumblr features an Eames or Design Within Reach piece bothers me. It’s not that I can’t appreciate the aesthetics, but I’d rather see something new and exciting. Why don’t we have levitating rocket chairs yet, this is 2011! Is the fact that I have a problem with high end furniture a first...
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Sent Bradley to the store for dinner. I requested bumblebee testicles…. I wonder what he’ll bring back.
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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“Most pirates had one eye, one leg, and a hook for a hand. I don’t know why...”
– Karl Pilkington, Karlology
Dec 3rd
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“Listened to the radio and heard in the headlines that bored gays are improving...”
– Karlology, Karl Pilkington
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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