January 2011
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“Don’t you realize that the sea is the home of water? All water is off on a...”
– Zora Neale Hurston
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“A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society...”
– George Carlin (via marxisforbros)
andreeww asked: GO FEEL BETTER D:
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“Some people say that, whilst uttering what seemed madness, he was, in reality,...”
– The Turkish Jester or The Pleasantries of Cogia Nasr Eddin Effendi
“If it is true that there are as many minds as there are heads, then there are as...”
– Leo Tolstoy
whitepajamas asked: You haven't got puffy cheeks, you're lovely. But that doesn't mean you couldn't rock a beard.
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Grandpa: Where'd you get that hat?
Me: My best friend bought it for me...
Grandpa: You need two of them.
Me: Wh-
Grandpa: One to shit on and one to cover it up with.
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Today
I was asked quite seriously if I am Batman.
I ate delicious frikadellen.
I Googled the word ‘sausages’.
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Griffin House, Dance With Me
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Sean Hayes, Touch
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Terry Jones reading Starship Titanic is blowing my...
slaughterhousefive asked: I fall more in love with you every single day :)
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My grandpa’s really incredible. For example:
“They’re so old they’ve got one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel!”
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“Don’t go looking up a dead horse’s ass.”
But my grandmother is the one who I have to stop from eating sticks of butter and tubs of sour cream.
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A Salty Dog, Procol Harum
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Black Heroes, Ratatat
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