February 2010
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Quelqu’un M’a Dit- Carla Bruni
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Kung Fu Fighting- Carl Douglas
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January 2010
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“Now that I gave up Jesus my life is just one big sex joke.”
– Marlie
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“I gave up Jesus like I gave up opium.”
– Marlie
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“‘Unfortunately, he is also mad. He believes he is...”
– Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell- Susanna Clarke
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“Now the world laughs, the horror curtain splits, the wedding came for light and...”
– Aus hohen Bergen - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
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“Hynish (HIGH-nish) adj.
Descriptive of the state of mind in which you might as...”
– The Deeper Meaning of Liff- Douglas Adams and John Lloyd
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I had a dream that it was raining bacon.
And then I woke up and got shot with a giant bassoon/bazooka. And then I woke up again.
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“Happy the man, and happy he alone, he who can call today his own. He who, secure...”
– Tom Jones (1963)
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“It is widely held that too much wine will dull a man’s desire. Indeed it...”
– Tom Jones (1963)
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“She wore a gown the colour of storms, shadows and rain, and a necklace of broken...”
– Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell- Susanna Clarke
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Marlie: This is hurting my arm.
Me: Well put it in already!
Marlie: It's not mushy enough.
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“Squid, or Animalia Mollusca Cephalapoda (which is Scientist for Surprise of many...”
– (via uncyclopedia)
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“The origin of pudding is not clear; many of today’s top scientists, such...”
– (via uncyclopedia)
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I want this. →
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“I love those orange ones - they let me see through my hand.”
– ~ Oscar Wilde on Kitten Huffing
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